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"Might as well make a cake before I leave...since they have the supplies."
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"I swear! All I wanted to do was rob the bitch but she started yelling and junk and then I ended up making her a cake... "
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"Where's the safe... Where's the safe... Ooo! Cookie mix!"
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all I wanted was to make a cake...my fridge was empty for months!!!
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Are you going out on another crime spree again tonight? Yes mom. Well, be sure to make that cake before you leave. DAMN! OK mommy, I'm on it!
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that's why you shouldnt rob people after smoking weed
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Homemade explosives never tasted sooooo good.
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wait, was that one egg or two? oh crap.
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Ninja Cook! They're NOT just a myth!
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The trick to making good ice cream is to chill the bowl, or the entire kitchen to freezing.
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Determined people! If they decide to steal a cake... they won't accept nothing less!
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who stole the cookie from the cookie from the cookie jar.... oh wait he is making a new batch then i am okay with it.
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A true challenge to any industrious burgler!
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Determined people! If they decide to steal a cake... they won't accept nothing less!
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