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Why won't it fit in my eye?
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he has a serious drinking problem!
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Eye lost in 3...2...1
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hey kids, can you help me get this bottle out of my eye by jerking me off?
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pants on the ground pants on the ground... lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
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and bless this bottle of warm piss I am about to drink.amen
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drunk
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chill out with corona
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are my balls in here?
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"Where is your integrety?"
"Wait, i think i lost it in this bottle, let me see..."
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