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Can you describe the person who stole your mouth with sign language?
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Cop: I'm only giving you a warning for pooping in the park back there, but I'll have to write you a citation for indecent exposure.
Hello Kitty: Officer, I'm wearing a dress.
Officer: I can still see you're pu55y.
Hello Kitty: This is bullsh!t!
Officer: Don't forget to pick up your poop.
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They don't allow hookers in costumes there
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Ma'am, your eyes look a little dilated, do you mind if we check your bags? Ma'am, don't get belligerent, we don't want to have to bring in the dogs...
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hum... I.D please....
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Hello Kitty, hands up.
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shouldn't have been selling p***y
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Justin Bieber Sucks.
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im not the`cat burgular
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Police: Hello Kitty
Kitty: Ah **** You!
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that'll be 200,000 dollars kitty **** no officer
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hum... I.D please...
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Excuse me ma'm were going to have to write you a ticket for stupidness towards humanity. We might have to take you down to the station, put your paws on the wall please.
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This wasn't quite what i meant when i said, "Show me your ****"!!
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You don't have to explain anything, your silence say all
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