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i said NO ONIONS!
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Time for your circumcision
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Suddenly, SAMURAIS.
THOUSANDS OF THEM.
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Ninja: DONT MOVE!! There is a spider on the window next to you!
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I'll kill the ninjas that stole our pants
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Foreplay
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I know its a bad time.. but I need to shave my legs.
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Sorry officer, i dont have a license... BUT I HAVE THIS!!! HAIIII!!!
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Don't worry, I have lube
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Picture from a speed camera. Actually it's just a crop of the whole pic. In the original image, you can see a naked fat guy snorting coke on the driver's seat, and on the back seat there are twins who are French kissing.
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Don't worry, It's just a mosquito...I'll get it!
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NINJAS. THEY'RE EVRYWHERE.
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They just spotted the guy that stole their pants.
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Come on it's the first time for me too!
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Open wide, this isn't going to huert one little bit.
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