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One squirt of the Hoff's load kills all known germs, eliminates acne and even cures cancer! Now with new hunky Aroma..
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Mastrubate the Hoff to make it ****. Then wash your hands.
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Don't Hassel the Hoff
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Press his package and get some
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Now if they just made a Taylor Swift version .......
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We couldn't get little johnny to wash with soap until we put this in the bathroom. Now... he's in there scrubbing all the time.
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Oh Hasselhoff, I touch you with my filthy hands. I feel so naughty!
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It was either get this or the latest Hasselhoff album.
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i'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
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SPERM ME
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This should be for women, but I like how it's in a men's bathroom :D
(Evidence: Cameraman's armhair)
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Here I come for you.
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Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop and the Hoff is making sure you clean up after you're done.
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Spunk's the stuff of life.
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womans dream...
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