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This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!
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God damnit Johnson, keep that ass still!
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say hello to my little friend!
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You can love your battle buddy, but you can't LOVE your battle buddy!
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i can hear the ocean.
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Private Johnson was born for this. He has the straightest buttcrack in his platoon.
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Is that a spare magazine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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The Sniper was a crack shot!
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"I'm telling you, Mein Herr, zees American soldier crouched and farted at us...and ZAT's vhy Dieter eez dead!"
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I hope thats a 9mm in your pocket.
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Sarge said improvise
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"Ok so you blowjobs really do increase firearm accuracy... "
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welcome to british army!!
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face down ass up
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There's a physical explanation: farts increase bullets power
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