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There was no tree when I parked back in 1970
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It's actually a treehouse he built for his kid. The pics were taken by the local newspaper. No explanation for the wardrobe, however.
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"I don't know what the **** just happened, but I'm gonna stand here and make it look like I did this as some form of artwork."
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Chuck Norris was a little jealous
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What happened Bob?
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im sorry, i couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.
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"I **** TOLD YOU THAT RAMP WOULDN'T WORK! NOW STAND THERE AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE CAPTAIN MORGAN!"
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The magical man who can grow trees and cars out of his head.
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ZOMG IS THAT A CAR ON A TREE GROWING OUT OF THAT MAN'S HEAD???
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We are sorry sir, you didn't pass the drive test
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"Yeah, bitch. Like that?"
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of course i'm drunk officer what do you think i am a **** stunt driver
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"I just put it there for later."
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This is like thirty minutes from my hometown and when I was little, my dad used to tell me that it happened when my mom was learning to drive. No joke.
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Worlds strongest ****.
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