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Oh hi! I was just on my way to church.
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Is that boner coming out of your stomach OFFICER???
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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What seems to be the trouble, officer?
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No officer, I'm totally clean
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"YES THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!!! I'M DRIVING MY BATHTUB TO THE SHOPS!!!"
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"I didn't steal ghetto supermans vehicle he lent it to me"
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Want a Race? :D
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Try to catch me ridin dirty!
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Could you rub my back, please
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"but I wasnt drinking it"
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My wife said my car needed to be clean
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he seems clean to me
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Are you aware that one of your tail lights is broken?
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A bath in a rush.
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