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This is not snow
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America 2010 - Everybody's a suspect.
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Let's see what else you have stashed in this bag. And we heard you call me a hoe three times old man.
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"Santa, I'm going to have to check your sack."
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THAT BITCH! ... Mrs. Claus put that stuff in there to set me up. I swear!
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You say that elfs made these toys and you are handing them out to Good Boys and Girls...Mr. Clause please
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Guys what gave me away? Sir, other than the white power all over your nose, no one wears a fuzzy red hat in Peru in summer.
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Random check my butt. You're just mad that you got coal last year.
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Well, can I at least have my boots back? STFU smuggler!
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The kids pointed you out sir!
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TSA: Touching Santa's Ass
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Attention all terminal personnel, be on the lookout for a kleptomaniac dressed as Santa. ... Unit 5 to dispatch, caught 'em red handed. We got 'em.
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Sir, is there anything you want to tell us before big Mike begin the full body cavity search?
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Sorry Santa but this administration hates Christmax
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I knew I shouldn't have landed in Hayim Cohen international Airport!!
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