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"Listen buddy, you're misinterpreting my ****"
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"So you're telling me the gays get in too?"
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Jesus: I'm not feeling very comfortable about this
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And then the Lord said "**** That I'm Going Home"
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Look, I appreciate everything you're trying to do for Me but... STFU.
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"Well if you think it's too much I could make the writing smaller?"
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"No ,no,no!You guys got it all wrong!"
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"Is the T-shirt too much?" "Just a little, yeah..."
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Jesus: Seriously guys, you gotta stop doing this..
Robert: Hey we had a deal, I make you some ads, and I go to heaven.
Jesus: God damn it.
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So yeah, just take I-95 up to exit 15, past the Fuddrucker's, and you should see Hooters to the left.
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"Uhm, excuse me. That's not very good publicity for me... I'm supposed to forgive like, everyone, remember?"
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Jesus: "Stop being a friggin' killjoy & let my people enjoy Mardi Gras, OK?"
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Buddha sent me to tell me you're wrong, and he's REALLY pissed about it
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Uh, women only huh?! F.ck!! So know any good pickup lines then.....
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See? Just like I'm doing.
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