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- Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at

"Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this"

 

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What Others Are Saying

 
 
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    Overcompensating much?
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    Don't ask, Don't tell.
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    now why do everyone keep calling it the penis cannon
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    IMMA FIRIN MAH..... ummm.... uhhh... pecker?
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    The Army's inferiority complex...you said "phallic" ?
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    Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon
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    They tried to camouflage THAT ???? captcha - "million-dollar crowd" XD
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    This just in. The Army is testing a silencer for its long-range guns. Army spokesman Colonel Richard Samson says results are inconclusive, but the enemy has only just peed on the stick.
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    i knew people in the army need penis extensions.... but tanks needing enlargements...PROPOSTUROUS
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    no thing tells terrorist that theyre fucked better than a penis shaped super cannon... and to think u called bush an idiot
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    It's a tank silencer
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    Bull"s eye
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    It was made by the Nazis, so it's all good.
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    War's a dick
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    So ladies, who wants to fire my cannon on the front line?
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    More pressure in the rear Johnson!!! And thats an order
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    lol ... so what if it's compensating for something?
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    They are coming from behind!!!!
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    cause that's not over compensating for anything...
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    YEAH.... SUCK MY DICK YOU F KIN TALIBANS....

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