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The sign says, "No shirt, No shoes, No service." It never said anything about pants. Now serve me, dammit!
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"Jack, this guy said on the phone, he'll blow up the White House if you don't drop your pants in a bar."
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"The following takes place between 3 and 4 o'****"
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"Sir, it's happy hour, NOT Mr. Happy hour!"
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Well, Kiefer Sutherland won the bet
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When I told you to give the waiter a tip, that's not quite what I had in mind.
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First come, first served
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There's alcohol and a possible terrorist threat involved, that's all you need to know.
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I told you my **** was blue!
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Steve, i can see your penis, now knock it off dammit!
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First cuм, first serve.
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he couldn't find the bathroom =\
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Hey, just want you to know, im out.
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Hey guys I'll take care of the tip
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nothing good ever happens after 2:00am {
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