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When we found her she had already done 30 hits of acid
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you might as well just end it now
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as I shit potatoes, roses bloom on my titties...
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Army Training Durring the Cold War.
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Ich habe eine kn??del in my lederhosen
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... oops
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Holy Crap thats my history teacher now i know what she has stuck up her ass
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Irish Stripper. Tipped in potatoes.
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I would hit. She would have to tape the potatoes to her legs though, the judge would never believe my flying potato story.
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"I'm mrs potatoepants to you!"
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"It puts the taters on"
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ya, so!
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She's gotta put her potatoes SOMEWHERE and she's only got two hands... and honey, one of 'ems fixin' her hair!
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Severe leg cancer
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Look out world here I come!!
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Damn heamaroids hurt like hell
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Ahh, life in the co-op.
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Biohazardous mutilation gone terribly wrong.
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quickly break the eggs before they hatch
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OMG - My tits look great, but my cellulite is out of cointrol!!
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