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DAT WEDGIE
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"Um sorry to ask but, how did you get that stuck up your..?"
"...lets just say when a vending machine is pissed off,
give it some room to calm down."
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That's going to taste funny later.
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The pickpocketers knew they were gooooood. Maybe a little too good! They got so smug that they started to put things BACK.
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Crack a bottle.
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what?
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Ted's methods for sobriety testing were seriously questioned by the department!
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"So you are telling me that a carbonated drink, fed directly to the colon, is a major power boost?" "Just how do you get it in there?"
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Ted was dismayed by the departmental decision to capture greenhouse gasses.
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If another kid says "Hey, what's up your ass" to me, I swear I'm going to....
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He's doing the dew.
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Add mentos
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Sprite, obey your burst!
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They´ve told me this thing vibrate!!!
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Go Go gadjet drink!
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