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oh yeah, its chocolate chip? Then why hell did i bite down in fuckin OATMEAL RAISIN?!
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ok mother fucker all i want is the damn cookies i am no longer being the fucking vege monster. Now go find me some fucking girl scout cookies before i blow your head off.
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Yeah it's pretty obvious it's a flare gun ;)
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Popcorn? why the fuck do you have popcorn when IM HERE! DIE!
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COOOOOOKIIIIIES!!!!!!!!!!!
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i haz cookezz
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looks liek if blue boy here doesnt get what he wants someones getting poped!
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" Show me what it would look like if you gave me head OM NOM NOM"
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i think it kinda fucked up that hes useing a flare gun
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OJ simpson robbery, sesame street style.
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cookie monster want cookie. not popcorn.
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This is the fucker that thought up the VEGGIE MONSTER! C is for Cap-in-yo-ass now, bitch!
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Another addict driven to a life of crime...
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Me HUNGRY where you put the cOoKiEs????? Don mess with me im the COOKIE MONSTER bitch I saw you come here an I no you hid them under the COUCH!!! So get ur boney ass up and hand them over b4 some1 gets hurt!
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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TOUCHING MY GODDAMN COOKIES BITCH!!!!!! I'MA POP A CAP IN YO MOTHAFUCKIN AZZ YOU PUNK AZZ BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"ELMO likes to be tickled ASSHOLE - not me!"
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Clearly the man is a baker and makes delightful cookies.
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...and out off the blue...
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Say "what" one more fucking time... I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker!
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C is for cookie, bitch!
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