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"Ok thats it. Im arresting you for being drunk and disorderly!"
"No! Im telling you the truth"
"Yer, like I'm gonna believe you and all your race are being held as slaves in a chocolate factory by Johhny Depp!"
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oompa loompa doompady doo.
Officer bicep is coming for you.
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Ok Snooki, time to go back to the Jersey Shore.
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im gonna have to take you in, because of the recesion there is a shortage of you slaves in chocolate factories run by Johhny Depp!""
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trying to pay for jeans with a happy little dance and some candy
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**** the Oompa Loompa, the cop is HOT!!!
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He doesn't look like he could lift a shop...
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silly midget, this is a normal clothing store.
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Wee-Man got pwnt
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Clearly this officer is not a member of the lollipop guild
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I dont care if you dont like the look of this buddy, you are going to jail!
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the economic crisis has been hard on the chocolate factory... and the oompa loompas
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JAIL BAIT
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trying to pay for jeans with a happy little dance and some candy
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Oompa Loompa, doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
When you steal from mall clothing store
Soon you'll be a jailhouse ****
What do you get when you hide from the cops?
Stuffing away all the jeans and the tops?
The register clerk counts garments all day
Multiple layers make it hard...to...run...a - way
You thought you could wear them all!
Oompa Loompa, doompety dar
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness, too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do!
Doompety do!
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