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True story: When my dad was selling coke, he had some trouble with his supplier. I mean, he smoked all the coke in two nights and the supplier wanted the money that he didn't have, so he carried his sawed off around the house for more than a week. He nearly shot my grandmother. My guess is that's pretty much what it must'a looked like to outsiders.
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well i was just enjoying my cookie when suddenly admiral ackbar busted in yelling its a trap so i was just sitting there like wtf dude?
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Modern Warfare 3
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Nice trigger discipline.
Is that a Tollhouse?
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tweekers rock!
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I stole yer cookie mutha-fucka!
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First they came for my trans fats! Now they want to take my sugar!
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Those zombie bastards can eat my brain but not my cookies.
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did you just flush the toilet ?
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This is my cookie Norman!
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The bitch took my house, all my money and both cars but the cookie is all mine!
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turn the shower hot ONE more time, and i shoot j00!
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I was the second gunmen in the shower with a cookie.
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What actually happened in Home Alone!
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zombie invasion...duh
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He is diabetic and becomes IRATE unless he eats his COOKIE
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Harvey OIswalds first attempt
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Malcolm X.
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the other part of the cookie monster with a gun picture
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Kevin found that giant beta-blockers helped to steady his aim considerably in the combined swimming and marksmanship discipline.
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