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I hear him... the cookie monster is looking for me... but little does he know, I'm ready!
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So I was in the shower, eating a cookie, when I heard a noise...
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I AM LEGEND
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That MY cookay Bitch
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The sad thing? I can totally see my fiance doing this.
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om nom nom,
i canz explain 1. its a trap 2. someones tryin to steal his cookie O.o |
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is mine, all mine and only mine, I like the biscuit ... all runs or I'll shoot ...
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"omg, so hungry.. must... protect... cookie...."
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cocaine paranoia
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WARNING: COOKIES MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ECSTASY
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its the only way for him to eat
his family is overweight they'd kill for a bite |
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So thats whats in the mystery box... 950 points well spent = ]
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The true identity of the cookie monster...
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He has the cookie because he's taking a milk bath, and frankly why WOULDN'T you eat cookies whilst taking a milk bath. His gun is readied because he's taking that aforementioned milk bath during the beginning days of the Zombie Apocalypse. Not realizing how precious a commodity milk will become, he will soon regret his frivolity...and kill himself with that very same rifle.
(when will lolcat phrases and speech be outlawed on the internet. I hope soon because it is fucking retarded and people who still think it's funny should be fucking shot) |
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"Those jocks'll pay for stealing my clothes," Thought Jeremy, as he bit into his cookie, "oh, how they'll pay."
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i think that's a loofah, not a cookie...
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Welcome to /k/, you must be new here. Don't worry, everything is normal.
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So i was taking a shower, eating a cookie, then i heard a noise!
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It's Man Afraid of His Shoes from Wordforge! His obsession for cookies and German assault rifles know no bounds!
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outside.
last bit of food.
let's rock mother-fucker.