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 - Hard turtle, cold turtle, little ball of shell.

"Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast."

 

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    Teenage? Check. Mutant? Check. Turtle? Check. Ninja? Not so fast.
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    Jimmy can do anything any normal kid can do. He's so motivated!
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    Johnny's finally starting to come out of his shell...
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    "Ma', im gonna go see the world, and this turtle suit is taking me there!"
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    He looks determined to go places
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    When Micheal Jackson evolved from young black male to grown white female, everyone thought the mutation was complete, but then he began the third stage!
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    Role playing gone very very wrong in the bedroom
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    A new era of furry.
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    LMAO weee im a turtle. no your not mark get out of that thing. NO **** OFF IM A TURTLE!!
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    awkward turtle
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    am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?
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    Type your comment.Now pass me the ball-gag honey and we can get started.
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    We got rose buds, hersey squirts, and the famous turtle heads poppin out...
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    After the "Chocolate Factory Incident", the oompah loompahs decided to take a vacation. Fred, who was in charge of the chocolate river, decided to go to a beautiful tropical island. While searching the beach with a rented metal detector, he stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. The genie told Fred "You have 3 wishes, however choose wisely what you wish for." Fred decided that he needed some company, so he wished for a beautiful woman to spend time with on his vacation, so he made his first wish for such a companion. The genie said "It shall be done!" Poof! The next instant there was a beautiful woman in a bright yellow dress standing next to him. Fred thought to himself "this is getting interesting", so he decided that he would like to take his new companion Melissa out for drinks and a nice dinner. Poof! The genie transported them to "Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville" on the other side of the island. Lastly, Fred fancied some turtle soup, but something went horribly wrong as he slurred his speech after all the alcohol of the evening. Instead of turtle soup...Poof!...Fred now had his very own turtle suit! The genie then bid them farewell, and Fred happily jumped into his turtle suit and asked Melissa to push him to the beach for a swim. The end.
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    This is what happens when you poke a turtle from behind

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