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Is that boner coming out of your stomach OFFICER???
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Oh hi! I was just on my way to church.
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No officer, I'm totally clean
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Meanwhile in Russia...
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Try to catch me ridin dirty!
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What seems to be the trouble, officer?
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I know my rights!
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"YES THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!!! I'M DRIVING MY BATHTUB TO THE SHOPS!!!"
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SIr, I have to ask you to step out of your vehicle." "You really don't want me to do that. I'm not wearing any pants.
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Could you rub my back, please
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Are you aware that one of your tail lights is broken?
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And the weirdest thing about this photo isn't the man in the bath-bike.....
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Hey, officer. No I haven't been drinking. Why?
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would you like to go for a ride officer?
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