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Children are harder than wood, but softer than concrete. They make good transitional practice.
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My hands are so fast, I can pull your child out of you and make him grow 3 years before you even know you've been hit!
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Ninja birthing tecniques number 4: The C-Section.
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Is this your card?
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like his movie box-office earnings, Steven Segal's jujitsu opponents have shrunk to infant size
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Still safer than being an alter boy...
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The pacifier 2
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Next, simply crack the baby open with your home karate master to extract that wonderful baby sauce to complete that "special" fettuccine alfredo for the whole family!
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It's a fair fight. We're in the same skills class.
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FINISH HIM...
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Five Finger Baby Death Blow
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Chucky wants to play
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FLAWLESS VICTORY
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Karate Kid
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Choose your next opponent: Anti-gravity baby or Super-mada-faka-fujitsu warrior
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Now you must stop calling me little man, Cry now don't laugh, cry cry damnit.
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In the thumbnail version that kid seriously looked like Chuckie. Maybe the karate guy thought the same thing? XD
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cps call in 3..2..1... lol
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is that krillin and gohan???
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My son was killed by Ninjas...need money for Karate lesons
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