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- Children are harder than wood, but softer than con

"Children are harder than wood, but softer than concrete. They make good transitional practice."

 

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    Children are harder than wood, but softer than concrete. They make good transitional practice.
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    My hands are so fast, I can pull your child out of you and make him grow 3 years before you even know you've been hit!
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    Ninja birthing tecniques number 4: The C-Section.
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    Is this your card?
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    like his movie box-office earnings, Steven Segal's jujitsu opponents have shrunk to infant size
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    Still safer than being an alter boy...
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    The pacifier 2
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    Next, simply crack the baby open with your home karate master to extract that wonderful baby sauce to complete that "special" fettuccine alfredo for the whole family!
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    It's a fair fight. We're in the same skills class.
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    FINISH HIM...
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    A scene from World's Most One-Sided Fistfights Caught on Film.
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    Five Finger Baby Death Blow
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    Children are harder than wood, but softer than concrete. They make good transitional practice.
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    MORTAAAAAL COMBAAAT!!!
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    IF DA KIDS IS BAD, YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN AND POSE FOR DA CAMERA
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    "oh poor kid, he's gonna be beaten!" - "don't worry, he's dead"
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    And you thought nun chucks were a hard weapon to master...
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    Chucky wants to play
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    FLAWLESS VICTORY
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    The Adoptee of Michael Jackson's children

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