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In soviet Russia pedos get raped!
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GOTCHA! ... Brush salesman my asss! ... Jackie, call the police. ... I'm on it!
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Tell whoever that is at the door that daddy is tied up at the moment
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We can do this all day if we have to. NOW WHERE IS THE CANDY?!!
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And you will stay this way until you brush up on your parenting skills papa. Understand?
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Halflings gone wild
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No way! Not until you explain why you are in here half dressed at 2am mister.
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They're here with the money. Now you just stand here and don't do anything stupid. Just be cool and you'll make it out of this in one piece. Capicé?
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MOM!!!! We caught the hair brush thief!!!!
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On the next episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit...
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Brown shoes, green socks, power blue undies and a straw hat? Nope, this one is no good either mom. One more for the reject pile. NEXT!
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Who says the Amish don't know how to have fun.
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New Brazilian waxing crazy! So easy kids can join it too!
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Children I would like you to meet your new daddy
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Live above the influence.
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