"Moral: Read for major plot-twist! In a world where a man has to rub his nipples frenetically so the train does not go over the speed of 6000 mph! As if it does, it will explode killing his unborn wife and his pet dog Nicholas Cage (played by Nicholas Cage), watch as he rubs for hours for MURICA! As he knows that FBI wants to eat his pingas if he stops! But as time passes the man starts to question his sanity, is there any possibility at ALL that this might just be in his head? That he just enjoys rubbing his nipples in public? Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!"