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Buddha sent me to tell me you're wrong, and he's REALLY pissed about it
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No, you can't have both!
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Jesus Looks kinda asian...
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what you talk'n bout protester?
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"So you're telling me the gays get in too?"
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It's Hey-suus, just cause I wear robes doesn't mean I'm your saviour!
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Jesus would use a different font.
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BITCH!
I am jesus
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The confederacy will rise again!!!
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"Listen buddy, you're misinterpreting my shit"
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If there's no Jesus... There's no Hell!!
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Jesus: "Stop being a friggin' killjoy & let my people enjoy Mardi Gras, OK?"
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Hi, I'm Jesus. You an asshole.
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"Uhm, excuse me. That's not very good publicity for me... I'm supposed to forgive like, everyone, remember?"
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Listen this is NOT working. We only have these two other guys so far and they are frankly not that into it. I'm hungry, I'm tired, you're Jesus, lets get lunch and rethink this thing.
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"Do you live in hell?"
"...no?"
"Well that's where your punk ass is goin'."
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Jesus, I SWEAR its just for attention, I never expected you to shoe up!
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Sow with this new Jezus programme you can save up to 25% of your life's worth. Hell you even look like him
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THIS PICTURE DISPROVES CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!! LOL thank you, Satan and Atheism!!!!!!!! 666
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do i know you or do u just look familiar?!
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