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you said you wanted a rabbit for your birthday
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WTF? nevermind, its japan....
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OK, wich one of you keeps forgetting to clean their shit stains off of this?
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"If your mom would have just used this, you would not have to deal with yours sisters shit"
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is the head of that vibrator the head of falcore the luck dragon form the never ending story?
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and thats why you should never EVER accept a ride from a stranger
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"No, honey, THIS is a rabbit!"
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Girl on left: We said Trick or TREAT. That is NOT a treat!
Person at door: It will be in a couple of years.
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Hey kiddies, this here thingy will grow to extreme lengths, dangle from every possible point of leverage, and swing aimlessly around you while you bounce up and down singing the mattress giant theme!
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girls, theres more than one way to enjoy a carrot
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Enjoy Yourselfs
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here girls.. this was used by me.. and by my mom before me.. and her mom before her...
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Enter the Dildo.
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"Here girls, this is a throat cleaner with a nose picker"
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Two rabbits and a bear.
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Pedobear party favor.
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.... and you get to be the rabbit. Here is your carrot!
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the girl on the left is like "FUCK YEA!!!"
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Well... at least it's not a toothbrush.
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"You call that a rabbit, girl?? THIS is a rabbit."
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