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One squirt of the Hoff's load kills all known germs, eliminates acne and even cures cancer! Now with new hunky Aroma..
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Mastrubate the Hoff to make it cum. Then wash your hands.
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Don't Hassel the Hoff
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Press his package and get some
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It was either get this or the latest Hasselhoff album.
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We couldn't get little johnny to wash with soap until we put this in the bathroom. Now... he's in there scrubbing all the time.
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i'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
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Jerk-off the Hoff
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Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop and the Hoff is making sure you clean up after you're done.
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Oh Hasselhoff, I touch you with my filthy hands. I feel so naughty!
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You don't wanna see the cubicles.
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The hoff has still got it in him
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This should be for women, but I like how it's in a men's bathroom :D
(Evidence: Cameraman's armhair)
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Hassle the hoff!
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"CUM" here and pump some "SOAP"
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Does anyone else notice a DUDE is doing this?
..or just an extremely hairy woman.
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ewwww hunky aroma
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cum in my car
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it only looks gay if you liked it
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Problem is, it only works every other day.
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