100% fart-proof skirt.

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  100% fart-proof skirt.

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  An ass-time traveller.............

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  You FEELIN' me CIRC DU SOLEI?

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  To think at one time this was just an idea on a piece of paper...

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  Who needs an iron lung.

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  YOU FEELIN' ME, CIRC DU SOLIE??

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  I told that doctor this diaphragm was too big**************

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  Gloryhole: Youre doing it wrong.

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  You FEELIN' me CIRC DU SOLEI!!

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  "GIANT OREO MAN" WILL FLATTEN YOU!

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  Yo momma is so fat she got stuck in the trampoline.

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  Moral: Welcome watcher, know that you are staring into a world where some things where unexplainable things occur... *twilight zone theme*

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  I wish my hairy butt was that smooth

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  Black hole physics demonstration today at 3 pm.Bring a friend!

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  Victoria Secrets new spring line is in I see

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  ....that's a bit tight!

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  satanic dream catcher