they told me this is safe sex!!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  they told me this is safe sex!!

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  maby just a little bit? mmm....

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  Ok then...I'll just hang out here.

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  Stuck-up bitch.

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  Does her ass look huge or is it just my boner?

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  You ain't choppin' THIS pole down...

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  Cathy's shopaholic mentor was abruptly put on suspension.

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  If i was spiderman and saw THAT ass in walmart , i'd blow my webbing all over it too.

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  I wish she was naked

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  Why would you leave her able to speak? Rookie mistake.

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  Moral: "If I promise I wont ever try to steal anything ever again, will you pretty please just call the cops on my ass?"

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  Figures lazy Walmart employees