They named their Centaur; Junior...

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  They named their Centaur; Junior...

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  The horse started high, and slowly licked his way down...

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  Still a better love story than Twilight.

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  50 shades of horse

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  Hope her baby isn't part unicorn. Then there would be more complications then just giving birth to a centaur. UNITAUR

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  Zoofilia Level: Expert

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  I WANNA TAKE A NICE STEAMY DUMP ON YOUR CHEST

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  "Yes, Mr Ed, our love child is almost here!"

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  YES its yours

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  After abortion was outlawed in Kansas, women were forced to take desperate measures.

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  Hey there junior, papa is here, shlurp shlurp!

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  I swear he's not the father ;)

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  Sarah Jessica Parker rubbing the belly of an expectant mother for good luck

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