In soviet Russia, pigeons feed you

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Other's Explanations

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  In soviet Russia, pigeons feed you

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  No seriously Phil! If you feed them enough they explode.

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  We got more biscuits in the van!

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  Feed the brats, tuppence a bag. Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag.

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  Remember kids NEVER take candy from strange pigeons !

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  Moral: "Sorry the bunny could not come, so here comes... THE EASTER OWLS!"

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  Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...

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  Is this normal because that one guy is walking away way to calm

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  Nope, fuck it, I can't explain this!

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  It's amazing the lengths that the homeless go to nowadays for a quick meal..

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  Okay, I admit it, they broke me. I have no words for this.