Jimmy couldn't understand how the cops found the body so quickly.

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Other's Explanations

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  Jimmy couldn't understand how the cops found the body so quickly.

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  turning the lawnmower on

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  Turf. It's the Snuggie for blackout drunks. (BTW, the Captcha reads "sleep tight"...no lie.)

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  Humans... The perfect In can fertilization.

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  Think that's deep enough? I don't want to dig another 5.9 feet!

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  I needed a blanket to sleep.

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  Moral: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA DRUNKARDS! ACTION IN A HALF-DRUNK!

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  I should probably stop the drug.

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  John always loses at Hide and Go Seek

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  The real lover of grass.

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  If we plant him, maybe he'll sprout more beer for us!

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  EGGS TER MIN ATE

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  now that's what i call underground

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  It's just some beer drinking sod!

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  The neighbor's grass is NOT always greener...

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  Not the beer! Not the beer! (By the way, the CAPTCHA while entering this was "lie low") Beat by a CAPTCHA!

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  The Alcohol, simply.

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  What happened when this young man did not listen to the old man yelling "Get off my lawn!"

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  Prop Hunt in real life.