Spider-Man, Spider-Man, rides around on an ostrich's can...

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  Spider-Man, Spider-Man, rides around on an ostrich's can...

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  One of them needs to bury their head in the sand, and it's not the ostrich.

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  Found this on his web page.

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  The bird's 'done' when Spidey's pop-up thermometer finally retracts.

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  Too much Mary-Jane will do that to a guy.

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  Spiderman, Spiderman. Does whatever a Spiderman does. Can he ride on an ostrich? I guess so. Look out, here comes Spiderman!

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  "IM GOING TO FUCK EVERYBODY"

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  Ahora si, quién pues? gonorreas

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  Yaah i meet spiderman :D *happy*