All they ordered was the pig's feet platter....

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Other's Explanations

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  All they ordered was the pig's feet platter....

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  We love our pig... and bacon... get used to it

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  Anyway, bacon has no legs.

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  I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

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  he got'sta walk like dat coz he done pulled his hamstring

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  Next Christmas, we'll eat his dick.

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  I can't even make a joke. This pig is amazing <3

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  I'm a firin' mah lazor!!!

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  This little piggy didn't cry wee wee wee all the way home lol

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  That'll do, pig. That'll do.

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  Bacon in 3...2....1....

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  I can cure your two-legged pig. Do you prefer salt cured or sugar cured?

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  we care so much about him we eat it step by step

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  Too much moonwalkin' for this pig.