"This isn't the 'Sandals Resort' you're looking for."

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  "This isn't the 'Sandals Resort' you're looking for."

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  Russian dentistry

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  how to make your own cheese flavoured vodka

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  It's ankles aweigh!! as Natashia chomps into some real sole food

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  Svetlana learned her lesson: Cheap vodka was a boot to the head.

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  Made in Russia

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  Krokodil Party

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  "Down the shoe't!"

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  I said CHUTE, not shoe!!

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  Mortal: No idea if the blonde is a shemale or just a female abomination, flamethrowers set on kill! (because stun is the other setting on a goddamn flamethrower)

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  There's a snake in my boot! Or in this case, Habushu.

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  In Soviet Russia... ah, I got nuthin :-(

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  Ok, just a few more drops and you are ready for the next customer.

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  Bootleg Hooch