He's the Mexican Jacques Cousteau

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  He's the Mexican Jacques Cousteau

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  Moral: "Sure this is the oxygen tan...ughghghhggggggghhhzhsssssssssssssss!"

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  "Where's the party?"

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  Never buy diving accessories from Hank...never.

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  I found him on Match.bomb!

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  7-Eleven introduces the Swim-N-Gulp in time for summer

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  You'll forget about your excruciating 'bends' when 'fire lung' kicks in!

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  Morton: Today we present: Daily life in Mexico

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  Moral: Asian Macgyver finally ready to get off the prison island.

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  I sell propane and propane... *cough* diving accessories.

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  Maybe if I use this propane tank, not only can I swim over the border, but I can also get convulsions!

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  The comments on this are too funny. I needed a good laugh so I thank you all for being so freakin' witty!!!!

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  He was a good boy...

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  Natural selection exhibit #4