Samir was warming his hemorrhoids on the hood of his car while contemplating how to open his bottles using only strength of will.

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  Samir was warming his hemorrhoids on the hood of his car while contemplating how to open his bottles using only strength of will.

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  Never forgets to wipe.

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  "Middle eastern people". What more is it to say?

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  More like Jean Claude Gosh Darn...

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  jean claude van dont

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  But does it have some balls UNDER the hood?

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  The fact that the back door on the left side isn't open is really bothering me... GUTI

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  True mediation