No Steve... Mom wanted a VIKING funeral!

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  No Steve... Mom wanted a VIKING funeral!

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  Funerals for Greenpeace members.

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  Grandma, would you like to take Grandpa for a ride around the block?

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  Ken: Hey barbie, wanna go for a ride? *muffled sounds from coffin*

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  The average Funeral Costs $20,000. The sun will set for good on your loved ones with SunSetters funeral services.

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  During his lifetime, he was pizza deliverer

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  Who ordered the 6-foot pastrami on rye picnic?

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  i bet he has a whole bunch of mexican ice cream in that box

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  Rising gas prices and a demand to go green have hit everyone, even mortuaries,

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  Throw some D's on that bitch!

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  The "green" way of making a funeral

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  Yup Grandma made her own coffin!

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  Swedish way.

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  The new green services offered by the mortuary were, at best, a hit and a miss.

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  You're not looking so sweet upon the seat of this bicycle built for two

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  High i'm your blind date

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  What's Life Insurance?

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  Funeral Bykes, Ltd. Turning funeral into celebration since 9001 B.C.

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  Bilbo Baggins is dead!

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  Picnic funeral.

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  Cheapskate. you cant afford a REAL hearse.