THIS is the job that the Barak O. guy is gonna take, AFTER being president.

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Other's Explanations

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  THIS is the job that the Barak O. guy is gonna take, AFTER being president.

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  UH YEAH, lady(!)...all the women get their speeding ticket torn up on the first time....It's not that I'm letting you go for being super cute + in a bikini, and all of that STUFF...Yep, Yep.

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  OH boy im getting laid tonight ;D

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  For one hundred dollars?? ... HA HA! Very funny! ... But lady, that is NOT what I meant when I asked you do I have your permission to look in your trunk.

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  Now for our next test ma'am, just stand in front of the camera and remove your top.

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  Oh, man, not the "breathalizer" test again...

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  Woman: I HAVE BLOW ON THE SKIN BREATHALISER TESTER AGAIN