Ill give you one guess who won California's 632,000,000 powerball last Tuesday?

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Other's Explanations

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  Ill give you one guess who won California's 632,000,000 powerball last Tuesday?

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  Ladies: Quick tip on looking thiner "always hang with the fatties" .

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  Next day Linsday Lohan was found dead in bed...IN BED

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  Except that's Miley Cyrus, tard. Lohan's so skinny she would have blended into the scenery.

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  If she gains one more pound, I'm going to dump her chubby ass.

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  He is saying: No Fat Chicks

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  I think he weighs about Three Fitty

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  NIGGER COCK SUCKER PIECE OF SHIT TURRETS

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  Inside every fat person, there's a thin person trying to get out. No, really, fat people eat thin people. Here's one we rescued earlier.

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  PHOTOSHOPPPED... Suckss.

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  I'm trying to leave, but my hand is trapped in the folds!

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  nipples.... hello?

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  Once you go black sumo, you never go back.

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  Hannah with the full Montana state

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  OH NO, IT'S GODZIRRA!