"man this new profile picture will get me soooo laid..."

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  "man this new profile picture will get me soooo laid..."

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  That is nothing, my paper towels have instructions on how to.. uh... master bates.

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  That's nothing, my toilet has instructions on how to take a shit.

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  So THAT'S how you do it. Wait...let me take a picture.