"For a moment there, when the guard told me he needed to search my ass, I was worried..."

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  "For a moment there, when the guard told me he needed to search my ass, I was worried..."

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  Since e-Donkey the police is caught up in gettin' those internet-terrorists.

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  Bagdad Airport Security

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  I guess they got confused when they heard of inmates smuggling weapons in their 'ass'

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  they are checking for things that the owners might have put in the animal duhhhh lol but still

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  the beginning of an Iraqi porno movie

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  Inspecting for Drug Mules

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  Ranger's Brush

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  Dammit Mister! If I have to SEARCH YOUR A$$ one more time......!!!!

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  "For a moment there, when the guard told me he needed to search my ass, I was worried..."

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  wait, i think he should be getting the belly, not the spine... seriously that's not what we meant by 'searching someones ass'

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  Sometimes you just can never be sure that a worm army isn't going to send in it's donkeys

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  i see 2 granades and one gun

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  Bite my Shiny metal ass

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  The economic crisis is coming, AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!