And Santa smilied, thinking "oh yes, she's even hotter when she's crying..."

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  And Santa smilied, thinking "oh yes, she's even hotter when she's crying..."

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  "Damnit, Mommy you said he wasn't real, you said he wasn't real!"

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  No dalrling, that is not Pedobear. Is Santa

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  Santa can see the evil spirit...

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  Oh she'll be fine. I only made her twittle my nutsack

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  Easy sweetie, it´s just a candy bar.

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  mommy!santa has red eyes!

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  Pedobear has bought a santa suit

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  JUST AS PLANNED!

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  ...and that my dear is what xmass is all about...

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  damn, i thought i could hold it..........

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  So that's why you sent the tooth fairy yesterday...

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  Chrstian priest, now with better disguises

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  Wait till I have teeth. Then it's payback time!!!

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  That Santa needs to be black.

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  PEDO-CLAUS!!

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  Why, those gums remind me of Mrs. Claus.

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  PEDO

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  *pedophilia joke* wait... *even more mind numbing pedobear pun*