I'm looking for a non-smoker who enjoys long walks and sunsets.

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  I'm looking for a non-smoker who enjoys long walks and sunsets.

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  I am the airsoft God.

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  A little more hair on top of his head and he would look like a fat Russel Brand...just saying

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  Pick of Destiny: Behind The Scenes

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  ... but where is the club ?

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  that's my self-esteem

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  You get all this for just $19.95... but WAIT!!! there's more!

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  its a single bed, ladies, form an orderly que!!!

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  The FBI and the CIA have some work to do...

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  Have any 4 items on the bed, for 5 dollars!

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  yes taking your clothes off will help them sell better

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  Now get the fuck outta my crib MTV, Imma bout to blow my weener off

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  This guy here it's a super hero, if you google "fail" you're going to shit brix.

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  Already been said, but still the only explanation possible: LIFE FAIL!!!!!!

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  Russell Brand went downhil after being fired from the BBC.