HA! You laugh and call me gay, but who is always prepared, bitches.

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  HA! You laugh and call me gay, but who is always prepared, bitches.

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  I hope it's your cane what i'm feeling behind me...

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  Under my umbrella. ella .... ella . ey

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  In the NAVY (8)

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  Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella...

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  You go arrest him, I'm not getting my uniform wet.

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  And live in harmony harmony, oooh love...

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  im standing in the lalalalala standing in the RAIIIIIIIIIIIN!

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  you can stay under my umbrella, hey, hey ,hey

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  i would arrest you buuut this uniform cost 9.99 plus tax sooo ill stay over here.

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  OMG that thing is wet!

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  OMG....its all wet and stuff...

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  Damn it...i have gas..

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  Umbrella Forces fight the raining claims of the wed season

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  Ummm, joe, i don't know how long until the water get's to my silk pants, but if they do, you're taking the dry cleaning tab... YOU BITCH!!! I didn't know it was gonna RAIN!

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  Umm... what is that long object coming from between that guy's legs that the other guy is resting his hands on?

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  guy on left: Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy too see me?

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  There we have another example of too many cuts in the police force...

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  ... and Sargeant 'Sonavabeech', the swine - may he choke on his own spit - said to me: "Foot patrol. That's what you are being paid for. Out you go!"

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  If i stand perfectly still and upright maybe no one will notice i am urinating

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  the security budget has been reduced in 50% this year.

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  under my umbrella-ella-gay-ay-ay!

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  For some reason, the crime rate always soars in the rainy season.

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  the security budget has been reduced in 50% this year.

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  S.W.A.T.

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  As he stood shivering beneath the umbrella, all Raphael could think of was the Hamburger Helper waiting for him at home.

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  It's OK now, we're protectet by our gay flag

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  You think this is gay, you should have seen our pool party!

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  As he stood shivering beneath the umbrella, all Raphael could think of was the Hamburger Helper waiting for him at home.

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  Why is it raining in mexico?

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  Ok. 1,2,3 jump