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  You may now open your tests and begin the Sumo exam.

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  SAT: Sumo Aptitude Test

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  Please explain in 50 words or less why "I want to be a Sumo!"

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  question 1: are you wearing pants? Note: If you have answered no to the first question please leave the building as you have failed.

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  All Sumo wrestlers must also get a real estate license

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  mr instructor, may i please move to the women's class room?

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  Strip Calculus.

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  Ties Optional.

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  Yale is testing a method for having people keep their eyes on their own paper.

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  "so this is a sum,s exam -not sumo exam?"

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  Sign there the sell your fat to to the soap-making industry. And there, and there, and there ...

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  it only can be one sumo fighter by country... where are you from..? japan... ehmmm KOREA

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  It's a "strip test", like a strip pocker, but with a multiple choice.

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  ONLY in Japan.

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  OMG!! my dream has come true O.o

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  Many Wild Snorlaxes apear!

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  When writing the exam, imagine the others being naked!

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  A normal day at Sumo School.

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  mcdonalds must be huge in china

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  Food exam

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  Find your penis for a dollar.

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  any california public school in the summer

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  wait, I'M the weird one??

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  it doesnt bother me about fat people being shirtless... but thats frikin nasty someone needs to wear a bra GROSS

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  Examinations are the best way to lose fat

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  what sumo wrestlers do when they go back to college

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  OK guys. I read your comments. But could someone tell me WTF IS GOING ON HERE???

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  With the economic downturn in Japan. The gov is retraining unemployable sumo wrestlers to jobs as accountants and Human Resource admins.

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  Guy on the right is Cheating.

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  Is it me, or is it hot in here?

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  Usually when you are in a high stress environment, you are advised to picture everyone else in their underwear.

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  Diabetes test

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  This was actually a sexual harassment class

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  Suddenly Mario remembered why his anorexia was affecting his training

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  "... and that is why you should be filled with shame."

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  Diabetes test

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  One of these things is not like the other

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  We're all guys here, lets do this test comfortably.

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  Answer all the question in Brief.

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  In Soviet Russia, tests take you. unfortunately for you guys, we're in china