Darn! Why are all the cool guys gay?

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  Darn! Why are all the cool guys gay?

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  You're internet girlfriend, she looks like this...

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  Chris Chan..no further exlpanation required

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  OMG it's Roswell Militia!

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  His mother must be SO proud

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  I'm diggin' the room.

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  this guy was clearly having a sex chat with a hooker who told him to put on her mothers underwear

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  Welcome to my world. This is level one

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  'I always know i would be cute in to Victoria Secret catalogue"

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  Dad?!

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  Depletive mamoplasty.

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  STDs Gotta catch em all

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  "Plz mom i want to be a girl"

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  I actually am more confused by the My Little Ponies on the wall back there...

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  How many game systems do I have to have before I can get laid(look in the background)? Maybe pretending to be a girl online will help....?

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  TOYSTORE!!!

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  I am a Female Relaxo :D

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  linda_69 :put a bra and dance to me

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  son, I am disapoint

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  Female Night-Elf mailbox dancer IRL

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  incoming.......

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  it's chris chan!

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  mom... im gay ...:(

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  "Crap, I'm a 12 year old fat girl trapped in a 30 year old fat man's body"

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  Spiderman took the last superheo costume available

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  Oh look, the news is on!