MOM? YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BE HOME TILL SIX!!!!!!

What is YOUR Explanation?

Are You A Zombie?

Other's Explanations

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  MOM? YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BE HOME TILL SIX!!!!!!

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  SHIT, I'VE HEARD CHRIS HANSEN!

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  dateline pedophile intervention

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  Pedophiles-trap working.

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  Mom, I want you to meet Cindy. We are in love.

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  I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 5!

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  But I love her !!!!!

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  Is.. is she dead?