Other's Explanations
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Children are harder than wood, but softer than concrete. They make good transitional practice.
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My hands are so fast, I can pull your child out of you and make him grow 3 years before you even know you've been hit!
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Ninja birthing tecniques number 4: The C-Section.
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Is this your card?
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Still safer than being an alter boy...
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Screw majicians and the rabbit-hat trick. My chi is so strong, I can pull a baby out of my ass!
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That's the forgotten Stooge Kung Fu Curley
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FINISH HIM...
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like his movie box-office earnings, Steven Segal's jujitsu opponents have shrunk to infant size
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You better go for abortion or i'll hire someone.
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Next, simply crack the baby open with your home karate master to extract that wonderful baby sauce to complete that "special" fettuccine alfredo for the whole family!
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It's a fair fight. We're in the same skills class.
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FAAALLLLCONNNNN PAWWWWWNNNNNCCCCHHHHH!
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baby chuck norris just laughs, poor bald guy.
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this baby is safer with me unlike Michael Jackson
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So that's how they make baby oil.
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A young Chuck Norris realizes that he needs to shape-up.
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He's a proud father
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is that krillin and gohan???
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The pacifier 2
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And now for my next demonstration....
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Gimme yo lunch money!!
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And you thought nun chucks were a hard weapon to master...
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In Japan, the hand can be used as a knife...but it can't cut children...or can it?
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and now, for my next demonstration, i will commence showing how to play with baby safely
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We have finally figured out a solution to all the screaming babies who annoy us while we eat...
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cps call in 3..2..1... lol
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sweep the leg
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midwife of the year
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the REAL Kirati Kid!!!
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This technique is called 'self-defense with a defenseless kid'
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I will now teach the importance, of a Falcon Punch.
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Screw your wooden boards, watch my snap this child in half!
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Dr. Evil delivering some pwnage to mini-me
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FAIL!
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In an effort to become more powerful than Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme started training with live babies.
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Now I will demonstrate my ability to break this toddler in half using only my fist!
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Little Jimmy fails his yellow belt test for the third time.
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I'm so good at KARATE, that I'm afraid of no first graders!
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ok, so there is no way this white boy is from South Korea.
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FALCON PUNCH !!
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"oh poor kid, he's gonna be beaten!" - "don't worry, he's dead"
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JARATE, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
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Before ding this please think and use CONDOMS!!!
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Children are harder than wood, but softer than concrete. They make good transitional practice.
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i thought Michael Jackson died?
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my fists are so fast that I can pull your baby out and make him grow three years before you even know you've been hit!
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Look this way, son...
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And here we are folks at the 5th Annual Wigga-Wants-To-Be-A-Ninja Competition, starting with the brother hurling.
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BAD JIMMY! THIS SHOULD TEACH YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY PLAYBOYS BITCH!
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Chucky wants to play
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Human nunchuck?
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Raw fish is one thing, but a raw child? This is going to mess up my digestive system.
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static PUNCH!
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He always laughs when I fart.
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"you will pay for tell to your mom that i have a lover"
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After 5 movies of murder and mayhem, Chuckie had finally met his match.
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give me your money bitch !
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mutha fucka!!! i'm this strong! !!
Children are harder than wood, but softer than concrete. They make good transitional practice.