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  And I want a pony and a...

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  prawnta claus!

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  Cthulu is pedobears accomplice

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  I want a pony and.......therapy!

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  It's spelled SANTA not satan!!!

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  OCTAPUSSY

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  "The Nightmare Before Christmas" meets "Lolita".

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  The Fall of Cthulhu.

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  after landing first in michael jacksons neverland, zoratak thought this was the earth peoples greeting.

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  Late into life Linda would continue to search for a soul mate in black midgets with long beards.

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  Now mortal child, tell the Dark Lord Cthulhu what you want for Halloween

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  ... and that's how I became your father.

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  note his right hand

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  Go ahead and wish until your tongue bleeds and your teeth split in half, little girl. Everyone is getting obliteration for Christmas this year.

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  Thanx 4 watchin her Alien Menace... it was you or the Priest.

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  It was Late, I was High, She was drunk, i had the keys to the portal, and... well, I promise Ima be around from now on.

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  not his hand (right hand)

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  Cthulu's got social work as arbitrament for molestation...I think it wasn't a good idea in December...

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  Meanwhile in Japan...

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  i think we need to see other people

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  Me and the dark Lord Cthulu!